My "Resume" Part II

A little while ago, I was in the throes of internship hunting, wishing I could include some of my more obscure skills in my resume. Five months later, I'm loving getting my feet wet and hands dirty in the professional world and sprinkling bits of "buzz" while keeping my PR princess tiara straight. Therefore the time has come to update both my actual resume and the one I find both most entertaining as well as totally useless.

Katelyn Burkhardt

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Seeking to become a PR princess of an organization in which I can use my education, previous experience and leadership skills to royally manage all communication activities and have a lot of fun doing it. 

Relevant Experience

Fluent in the language of Movie Quotes

-Able to carry on complete conversations using only lines heard via the cinema

-Specialist in character voice impersonations

-Expert in dialects including Bridesmaids, Baby Mama, Hitch, and Pitch Perfect

Sock Bun Stylist

-Perfected the art of the sock bun

-Yep.

Big Spider Trapper

-Successfully caught and constructed a prison for a very large arachnid...

-...without gagging or spazzing out

-Calmed hysterical ten year old

Ice Cream Connoisseur 

-Sampled hundreds of flavors due to indecisiveness and cone commitment anxiety

-Self-proclaimed expert on the art of icy perfection

-Skilled in the art of flavor and mix-in combinations

iPhone Cat Photographer

-Successfully captured the essence of feline model pictured above

-Some say "embarrassing," I say "innovative" (there's a market for everything, people).

Hire me for all my practical and totally useless skills!